Sunday, February 8, 2009

Some of the Things I (re)learned ay NYC ComicCon 2009

1. People don't seem to realize when you stop and block the aisles, doorways, etc. you're blocking my fucking way. Excuse me, fanboy!
2. It doesn't matter if it's free. If you leave shit by itself for a period of time, especially something like 30 minutes, it's gone.
Welcome to New York. Thank you for the free shit.
3. Kids all look the same. Make sure you got the right one before you walk off.
4. Fat Snow White is everywhere.
5. There are some people who simply should never wear lyrcra nor spandex.
6. Even though Fat Snow White is everywhere, I should really have my camera with me next time. You never know when you're gonna see Topless Poison Ivy with Leafy Vines Painted on Her Nipples, again.
7. Don't go with people who don't enjoy you mocking stuff.
8. Geeks overall need to lose weight.
9. Some geeks need hot baths with soap. Or a high pressure hose down.
10. Too many guys don't wash their hands after leaving the stalls.

6 comments:

T Mafia said...

After #6, I couldn't concentrate on the rest of the list.

T Mafia said...

Dwarf cum must be highly caloric.

Anonymous said...

Hmm, American geeks sound fat and stinky.

Over here you get some cute dorks. Kinda Peter Parker-ish.

Actually you'd enjoy Supa Nova more because it's mostly teenage girls dressed as anime characters and well, me in lycra.
I have decided to go on both days so I will be both Batwoman and comic Silk Spectre.
My report is going to kick your report's ass!

Courtney

XantesFire said...

Well of course, especially if you submit pix. Anyway I can talk you into being Topless Poison Ivy with Leafy Vines Painted on her Nipples?

Anonymous said...

No, my dad wouldn't let me leave the house looking like that. Plus the con is in winter.


Also:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_d4Fw-OAa1ms/SLBQmt60IaI/AAAAAAAAA3U/BsgPuQbwkCY/s1600-h/seemen2.jpg

Courtney

XantesFire said...

What's winter in Australia? 60 degrees? Just cut open a kangaroo and warm yourself up with it's guts.

Okay, so I guess you'll just have to do a video cast of you dancing around in the Poison Ivy outfit. I never did say go to the con looking like that anyway.

Cute pic.