1. People don't seem to realize when you stop and block the aisles, doorways, etc. you're blocking my fucking way. Excuse me, fanboy!2. It doesn't matter if it's free. If you leave shit by itself for a period of time, especially something like 30 minutes, it's gone.
Welcome to New York. Thank you for the free shit.
3. Kids all look the same. Make sure you got the right one before you walk off.
4. Fat Snow White is everywhere.
5. There are some people who simply should never wear lyrcra nor spandex.
6. Even though Fat Snow White is everywhere, I should really have my camera with me next time. You never know when you're gonna see Topless Poison Ivy with Leafy Vines Painted on Her Nipples, again.
7. Don't go with people who don't enjoy you mocking stuff.
8. Geeks overall need to lose weight.
9. Some geeks need hot baths with soap. Or a high pressure hose down.
10. Too many guys don't wash their hands after leaving the stalls.
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